Hey girl hey. And boy.
#1- I hit 100 followers like what the heck edvbdhuagkshsdauis I’m going to post a full blog on that right after the whole back to school marathon.
#2- I actually wasn’t planning on posting today because Eid and everything and yeah surprise surprise I’m middle eastern 😂😂. Yesterday Eid started in Canada but today I went to the mall. Walking. Like literally a 6 km walk and my toes were dying. I was almost going to go live with the ladybugs in the forest at one point. But I suddenly got a sudden burst of inspiration to make a blog right now (currently 7:11 pm) which is a change because I usually preblog blogs the day before and upload them the same day at 12:01 am or once I wake up. But ANYWAYS..
As you know, my hair is literally like Marge 😂. Okay well maybe not like that but it’s super thick and tangled and no no no let me just do a little rant here. I hear people say their hair is so thick and everything but it’s literally so straight and shiny like dbevsguhsihgws I’m talking actual thick. Hold on lemme demonstrate.
What people think is thick vs me
Okay okay my hair isn’t that thin 😂 Yup guys, it gets thicker. Well anyways you get it. Nothing works because the brush can’t even get through in the first place 😂😂 So I always stick with ponytails and buns. But anyways for all of you with good hair, here’s some inspiration.
1. Semi French Braids.
I can never do french braids. I could do it on others (not that perfect) but never on myself. Even with straight hair (I go to salons sometimes). And I hate people touching my hair like girl imma whip out my high heel if you come close. Sooo I’ll never be able to have hair like that 😢😢. All around me are familiar faces.
2. Half-up Half-down
Okay the classical Ari half up half downs, I could maybe do (even though they look so bad on me) but can we just talk about the whole criss cross thing like um my hair is so frizzy. Can you give me some hair genes please.
3. Braided Buns
I’m okay with the high buns even though my hair on the sides looks crooked but ugh I just can’t seem to get the braided ones. It’s probably the problem with braids again.
4. Double Buns
My two buns always end up looking different and so not cute like thanks hair. Thanks.
I have baby hair that just flies out half way and if I wrap it up there it’ll look really bad.
And Just Crazy Hairstyles
Okay I literally searched up Pinterest back to school hairstyles and we get these like honey boo boo I literally have 2 seconds to get ready in the morning 👏
Well that wraps it up.
Yup, can’t do that either.
I hope you guys enjoyyyed. Well if you didn’t then um idk, go eat. And this isn’t really supposed to be taken seriously. I’m thankful that I have hair. lol 😂.
What’s your go-to hairstyle?
(actually answer. I c you clicking out. Girl don’t click out before commentinggg 😂😂)
I’ll see you guys tomorrow.