Hey girl hey. And boy.
I’ve always hated soccer. And what better time to rant about it than with the world raging about the World Cup? 😂 Now before you all click the unfollow button, you probably need to know that I hate most sports anyway, so don’t take it personally. 😂 But still, soccer is a big no-no for potatoes and we still have a lot of ranting to go through. So let’s cut this intro short and get started (totally not like I was too lazy to write more or anything).
Okay I lied. I haven’t always hated soccer. I actually used to love it as a kid. Me and my brothers would play and I was so pro at being goalkeeper (Keylor Navas right here 😂). When I came to Canada, we played soccer in gym class and I fouled SOO many people like wow I was so violent competitive. 😂
And then 3rd grade rolled around; the year where I discovered that running is awful and I was destined to be a lazy potato forever. 😂 I started to lose my soccer skills and by 5th grade, I literally forgot how to kick a ball. I’m not even joking, we had to kick a soccer ball because we were playing soccer baseball and I missed and landed on my butt like ??? 😂😂
It doesn’t stop there. My ball handling is a whole other story. It’s probably just me but every time I attempt to play soccer, my legs automatically dislocate. 😂 Like how do you expect me to run and handle the ball at the same time? Ball handling is so hard and I literally have no control over the ball. I like basketball because you’re using both your legs and hands – not just trying to balance everything on your dislocated legs. 😂 The worst part about soccer is that I’m required to run with my leg cramps. The ball keeps going back and forth between the fields that by the time I make it to the opposite end, someone shot it back to where I was in the first place like UGH! 😂
If you ever play soccer with me, you must know that you should never pass me the ball to shoot. Just like I mentioned above, I can barely kick the ball into an empty net, let alone with a goalie and like 5 defenders attacking me. 😂 Not only that but every time I try aiming for a certain direction, it’s way off! And I know I can kick it high so it’s hard for the goalie to reach but I can never train my legs to do that. Do you like curl your toes inwards or what? 😂 I’m pretty sure the soccer field has some magnetic force under it to prevent me from aiming. It’s totally not like I have bad skills or anything. 😂😂
I think we’ve decided that maybe playing forward or defence just isn’t for me. That leaves us with goalkeeping just like the old days. Problem is, I flinch whenever anything comes my way (unless it’s Takis 😂), let alone a ball bolting towards my face at like 500 miles an hour. I seriously don’t know how goalkeepers manage not to curl into a ball of fear when there’s a very aggressive player plotting their injuries. 😂
So far I’ve just been talking about how bad I am at soccer which isn’t exactly a reason to hate it. But now that you’re clear that I had a bad experience playing it, let’s begin our rant on watching other people playing it. Aka the World Cup. It’s probably just me but I have no idea why the world is raging and celebrating over a soccer ball being kicked back and forth between two countries. Like if you were the one playing, I get how it can be fun but you’re literally behind a screen watching other people play. 😂 And yes, I know that some people are cheering for their countries and whatnot but I find the whole thing overrated.
And I mean it’s fine if people watch an hour every day or keep up with the scores but no. Everyone’s glued to the TV 6 hours a day watching the ball go back and forth.
I think I might like that gif a bit too much but you get my point.😂 People are actually flying all the way to Russia and spending thousands on hotels just to watch the match. People are coming home from work early just to watch the match *cough*mydad*cough*.😂 People are literally waking up at 3 am just to watch the match *cough*stillmydad*cough* (okay fine that was an exaggeration but it’s pretty early 😂). THE WORLD IS OBSESSED! And okay, I’d give you credit if it was a Turkish drama or an interesting channel but NO, the ball just goes back and forth and it’s literally a blue moon if anyone shoots.
I actually tried watching the World Cup last week and I can say, it’s pretty hypnotizing. But then I started to get pretty frustrated because players would literally kick the ball with no purpose sometimes and the score remains 1-0 for an hour like how is that entertaining? 😂 I’m not trying to diss their soccer skills because as you can see, I’m not too well off myself but I just don’t understand why the world is freaking out about it.😂 And you’re probably thinking “well if you find it boring, then don’t watch it” but when your whole household is screaming over Germany’s goal at 8 am on a weekend, then it kind of gets annoying.
That’s not even all. I thought maybe my family members can just get over it for the rest of the day but no. EVERYONE is talking about it. At home, at school, at the mall, at the supermarket, at weddings and probably at funerals! Like I get that they come once every four years but chilll – it’s just soccer. 😂
Although I find the World Cup kind of useless, it’s me against 3.2 billion people. I guess it’s a smart way to make a profit – I mean 4.8 billion dollars in 2014 alone?, gurl count me in. 😂 And although I seem to hate most trends, the World Cup might be a spark that brings families and friends together. Okay, stop cringing, it’s just a thought.😂 I’ll let the World Cup slide by but soccer will forever be in my book of forgotten sports.
Anddd that’s all for today.
Thoughts on soccer? (I totally won’t block you if they’re positive)😂
Do you watch the World Cup?
Did you see how Argentina lost 3-0? (wow I’m so hypocritical)😂
I’ll see you guys in my next post.
Bayyy 💞
GIRLLLLL I so get you! I was in soccer when I was five and ALWAYS stood on the sidelines and pretended I was a cheerleader. XD I also sprained my ankle playing soccer . . .
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YASSS!! Awww omg that must have been so cute. Ughh that sucks – soccer is violent man. 😂
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I WAS pretty adorable when I was five. Yeah, those holes are tricky.
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Relatable 🤓
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Yasss glad you relate! 😂
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Everytime I play soccer (or any type of sport) I would often hurt myself or I would get SOO close to victory but then my clumsiness had to come out and ruin EVERYTHING!!
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SAMEEEE ughhh it’s so annoying! I tried gymnastics and broke my collarbone. And although I like basketball, I probably make a huge contribution to our team’s losses. 😂
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same 😂😂
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aha, i actually don’t understand how people like football… i mean soccer! haha, the british side of me is shining through 😂! no but seriously, i really don’t get it 😂! x
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UGH SAME! And looool in my hometown we call it football (because uh foot…ball…hello?) but I got used to North America’s way of soccer. 😂
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I don’t HATE football/soccer! I find it cool that everyone’s watching the World Cup; I’ve been keeping up to date with scores but I’m not a huge fan. Playing it, however, is another story. I feel like if I’m made to run, my legs become noodles and I tend to run away from the ball at all costs!
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I hate soccer but I lowkey keep up with some scores too. 😂 BRUH YES SAMEEE! I’m literally paranoid from all types of sport balls
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Those balls are silent but deadly!
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Exactly!!
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It’s ironic for me to think the way I think of soccer, because I used to be that one tomboy when I was younger who always hung out with boys, played soccer, was in the team with other boys, all that shit.But I’ve grown to kinda dislike soccer.Not hate,though.I really don’t get the fifa hype anymore.It’s weird.So I totally relate with this blog-post.
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OMG GURL YASSS welcome to the squad! 😂 Everyone wanted to be a soccer player as a kid no joke! Same hereee it’s old, pointless and just… no. 😂
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For me, soccer is like the most difficult sport to watch on TV! It seems really boring and after 2-3 hours only a couple goals are scored.🙈 — ttps://emilyryannblogblog.wordpress.com/
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IKR it’s so boring like how do people have the patience for that??
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I played soccer once when I was like four, and all I remember is running after the ball and thinking, ”well this is dumb”. Soccer is SO FRICKIN BORING!! It’s just people in gym clothes running after a ball. Great posy!
~Natalie
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YES GURL you were smart from an early age – it took me 8 years 😦 😂 But seriously, it IS boring. Exactly! Neat commy!
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Haha, I ran like a turtle (still do) so I think my mom just knew it wasn’t for me, XD. 🙂
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I transitioned from a rabbit to a slug so that’s great xD but haha at least now you found a better sport – danceee!
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ughhhhhh remember kemen trying to hype me up by complementing my zero skills? Like sorry compliments are getting me nowhere near a football.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA OMGGGG 😂😂 Was it when you guys were playing soccer and me and Yusra just chilled on the benches?
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Yuppp
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before i react on soccer, can i just say that you have the best compilation of gifs! ❤
so, reading this post feel like reading my own diary 😂 Like, seriously. I don’t get soccer. I don’t see the thrill of watching a game getting 1 point EACH hour. Like ??? My brother loves watching it and I usually fall asleep in front of the tv when he won’t let me change the channel. AND I have an issue with ball games. This is probably the reason why I hate sports. I always get hit by a ball. I mean any sports. whether it be basketball or table tennis or jackstone or even a shuttlecock. I swear it flies in my direction. Maybe I’m cursed or something. I just get away with it. And oh, you always have the MOST entertaining post. LOVED THIS 💘😭 xxx
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Aaah gurl thanks for complimenting my gif picking skills (yes, that’s a thing)
Omggg I’m so glad you can relate- I thought everyone was gonna sue me. UGH SAME it’s so pointless. Literally everyone in my building talks about it and bruh I heard some people get KILLED in the crowd like chilllll. Aah sameee even though I like basketball, I always get injured and it feels like I got a nose job 500 times this year. 😂 Samee #cursedsquad. Gurlll thank you so much!! I’m glad you enjoyeddd. ❤
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I’ve TRIED to like soccer, but it just didn’t work 😂 I don’t know why, but I just prefer other sports. To name a couple tennis, swimming, and skiing. And the hype on soccer is sooooooo annoying. I don’t live in Europe but it’s still very popular. Don’t even get me started on football…….
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Righttt?? Like why not other sports? It’s so overrated.
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Some people still like it though…🤷🏼♀️You do you!!! 😀😀😂👌
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Crazy story….so I was on a plane about 3 weeks ago and my father was sitting right next to me, my dad is obsessed with football, by the way (he’s literally watching a match right at this moment) so we’re on the plane, and there’s a French guy sitting next to my dad, and suddenly, they automatically start to talk about soccer (damn my father’s social skills) without so much as a “hello, how are you doing?”. And then, a guy from the front row brings out his phone and they all start watching the live match together, until, eventually, every man on the plane was involved. Every. Single. One. Even the flight attendances. Not even kidding. Anyway, sorry about the long comment, but I just found this post so relatable.
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Omg that’s crazy!!! 😂 Ikr even in my apartment, people would walk into the elevator and without a hello just start with “so Germany 1-0, eh?” 😂 Like ??? My dad and brothers are watching a game right now too! I guess it’s a great way to make friends but literally EVERYONE is talking about it.
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😂that was funny. Not offended at all i understand why you hate it. But try just spectating and supporting a team thats fun too. Yea there’s not much scprimg going on but ots still fun and exciting
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Thanks 😂😂 Hahaha I’m relieved 😌
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Oops my reply ended a bit early but yeah I’m not against anyone who plays it and would obviously support friends and family. Thanks for reading!
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Mrrmph. Everyone has their opinion
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Hello soccer fan. 😂 I’m a potato so I hate most sports anyways.
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Oh, and if soccer is so overrated, I feel that there are 2 billion fans who beg to differ
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I guess the sport is enjoyable but watching it is kinda boring in my opinion. 😂 What do you like about soccer?
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Judged too quickly. Apologies
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Did you read the full post? 😂
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Just passionate about the game. Have a blog about it even. Just love it.
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I saw it once as a four year old and never looked back. Soaked it like a sponge.
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I’m sure reading it would change your mindset about it
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https://premierleagueanalysis.home.blog/
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Thanks for viewing. Means so much
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Heyy Bayance.💕💕 I am soooo in love with your blog!! I love every single post of it. Love it, love you.♥ By the way a question; how do you make the covers for your posts? Do you use some kind of editor? And how do you add a cover anyway? Sometimes the first picture that I post along with my blog post turns into the cover whether I want it or not. Please give me some tips on the blog covers, Bayance. I love yours.💗
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Hiii! OMG gurl thank you so much – that made my week!
I use Canva and choose desktop wallpaper for the layout. I start off blank. Put a picture and write the title over it. Don’t worry – I was so confused when I first started and nothing seemed to fit right. So when you’re writing your blog posts, under settings on the right you’ll see categories and tags. And then you’ll see ‘Featured Image’. After you download your photo from canva, you insert it into featured image and tada. Some tips would be to pick out light colours for the background and dark title or dark colours for the background and a light title. Use a bit of contrast so it can pop. Thank you and hoped this helped!
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Thanks! Your blog covers are as awesome as your posts! I love them! Keep it up, Gurll💕😍
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