My Weirdest Spam Comments #2

Hey girl hey. And boy.

I wasn’t originally going to make a part two until way later but today when I checked, I suddenly had like 103. This batch of comments are random, kind and weird so prepare yourselves. 😂 And oh, I got so many about the world cup like please -_-. If you haven’t seen my last Weird Spam Comments post, click here. We have lots to go through so let’s get started.

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Random

“The test is easy to make use of, and can make it easier to ensure that you have got a healthy pH range to your hydroponic system.”

Well thanks for the Science lesson.

“While that is not as young as other potential starters on the roster, it is a sub-30-year-old player that keeps the team younger.”

It’s taking me a while to understand this but the subititue 30 year old keeps everyone else younger? Agreed.

“I cant hear the name ‘Tony Pulis without saying immediately after it, ‘tiny penis.”

WHAT?

“prove it you could run 1000 years.” (on why I hate track and field)

I can’t run 1000 metres, let alone years!

“It’ll be another great occasion and I just wish Gordon all the best.”

Me too, I just want Gordon to be happy.

WHERE IS THIS FROM?! – this dude is adorable

 

“The 53-year-old has only been a caretaker-manager for the grand total of 270 minutes”

DANGGG! Yasss gurl, add that to your résumé.

 

“Black on black in the Charger I’m creepin’ Rub me the right way, you might get a genie B.o.B, black Houdini”

But this is not magic, you actually seen this
Glide up the street like a broom I’m sweepin’

“Had it for a few days and the case feels good. No signs of peeling or anything falling apart. My last case started to peel within the 3rd day! Has it a really nice clean feel to touch.
Best,
Hinitex” (on colour combinations I love)

Well then, Hinitex. I appreciate the phone case review on my Colour Combination post. (at least that’s the case I hope you’re talking about)

“I realized more new things on this fat loss issue. 1 issue is that good nutrition is very vital while dieting. A huge reduction in bad foods, sugary meals, fried foods, sweet foods, beef, and white-colored flour products may perhaps be necessary. Retaining wastes parasites, and poisons may prevent ambitions for fat loss. While particular drugs quickly solve the matter, the unpleasant side effects will not be worth it, plus they never offer more than a non permanent solution. This is a known idea that 95 of celebrity diets fail. Many thanks for sharing your notions on this site”. (on People Change)

“Cue Ronald Koeman checking down the back of his sofa for spare change.”

I don’t know why but this made me laugh so hard.

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Larry is back at it again

“Ⲟr maybe һe lіkes bowling.? Lee continued. ?I heard someone sayｙ that when you hear thunder, tat signifies that Goɗ is bowling in heaven. I bet hhe iss really ggood ɑt it.”

No Lee, just no. 🤦‍♀️ 🤦‍♀️

“I wagеr hes PERFECT aat it!? Laughed Larry.”

Not you too, Larry! 🤦‍♀️

That’s actually the only thing I have from Larry this time.

 

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World Cup

“From the moment Moussa Dembele missed a penalty with the score at 1-0, Barcelona simply smelt blood and attacked.”

Moussa, how could you miss that penalty?! I’m disappointed.

“We didnt get close to them and they thoroughly deserved their win.”

Right?? I totally know which team you’re talking about.

“I dont know whether Manchester United will be Van Gaals final act.”

Me neither.

“Gareth Southgate steps in after Marcus Rashford forgets to clap England fans. Dier was in the England .”

Clap fans?? You mean high five? Marcus got time out for not high fiving? And what is Dier doing in the England? So many questions.

  

“Alex has a discreet way of assessing his place in the team – he doesn’t talk a lot and he is not what you would call a flashy player.”

Alex Azar? Alex Sandro? Alex Asensi? Alex the Awkward Expert?!

“Despite his spot kick horror, the Argentinian looks as though he’s enjoying himself.”

Chill, Pixi bot. It’s all about having fun.

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Nice

“My girlfriend found this site and stated I really should have a look at it. I’m delighted that I took the time to pay a visit to your webpage, it’s definately one of the finest I’ve found”

Aww WHAT thank you so much! Tell your girlfriend I said hi. Wait, aren’t spam comments from robots?

“I have learned result-oriented things as a result of your blog site. One other thing I would like to say is the fact newer pc os’s have a tendency to allow extra memory to use, but they in addition demand more memory space simply to operate. If someone’s computer cannot handle additional memory plus the newest software package requires that storage increase, it might be the time to buy a new Laptop. Thanks” (on my back to school diy notebooks)

I’m glad my DIY notebook post helped you learn about PCs and Softwares!

“You should take part in a contest for one of the best blogs on the web. I will recommend this site!”

AWWW WHAT?! Thanksss!

“I think this is among the most vital info for me. And i am glad reading your article. But should remark on few general things, The web site style is perfect, the articles is really great : D. Good job, cheers”

Thank you!! 😭

“Every weekend i uѕed tо ɡo tօ see this website, as і wish fοr enjoyment, foг thе reason tһat this web site conations aϲtually fastidious funny material tоo.”

Aw thank you!!

“Somebody essentially lend a hand to make critically articles I’d state. This is the very first time I frequented your website page and thus far? I amazed with the research you made to create this actual submit incredible. Wonderful task”

Aww thank you!! I actually can’t imagine mature adults with like the mind of Shakespear reading my unprofessional posts and rants. 😂

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I just realized that spam deletes itself and new ones replace it so I’ll probably make more of these in the future. I also learned that Pixi bots are actually NICE sometimes! 😂 I’m genuinely shocked. Do you have any spam comments you’d like to share? Comment down below. I’ll see you guys in my next post.

Bayyy 💞