My Awkward Crush Stories ft. RelatableExistance

Hey girl hey. And boy.

We all had crushes when we were younger. Some of us still do today. But most of the time, we almost always end up embarrassing ourselves in the end. In total, I think I’ve had 10 crushes so far. Okay don’t judge me – some of them lasted months when others lasted like a day. 😂

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My first crush was this guy in KG2/SK whose name was Elliot. He had blonde hair and blue eyes and was heading back to France so literally everyone gave him gifts. I gave him my precious alphabet book like guys, the love was real. 😂 And from that day on, I made it my mission to go to Paris and bump into him in some cafe. 😂 Jk jk but you guys, this guy had a crush on my friend Raya in her hometown and his name was Elliot with the same fricking features as my old crush. I’m SURE it was him but she didn’t even want to ask him about which kindergarten school he went to like thanks. 😂 Anyways, despite being an awkward potato, I actually don’t have that many embarrassing crush stories so I’ll also be including creepy crushes that I’ve encountered as a kid.

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hahahaha I remember this

Before we get started, this is a collab with the amazing and hilarious blogger, RelatableExistance. She just came back from her billion year hiatus so I was so excited that she took interest in collabing with me. Over at her blog, she’s going to be sharing Awkward Moments At School and it’s definitely more relatable while mine is more personal so you definitely need to read it. 😂 But anyways, let’s get storytelling.


 

  1. Spiky Hair Obsession

So I liked this guy in grade 3. You could say it was love at first sight. As I glanced to my left.. I noticed a head of gorgeous spiky hair and… yeah no I’m kidding. But in grade 3, I had a crazy obsession with spiky hair. I think it’s mainly because I grew up with brothers who watched Dragon Ball Z and Naruto but anyways.

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You know how it’s like as a kid- you get a crush and then act like you’re planning an army of 4 billion elephants to crush him (no wonder it’s called crush) – like the hatred was real (or should I say fake? I’m so funny). It was so dumb that whenever anything dropped under his chair, I’d call it haunted and perform an exorcism and a cleaning ritual. 😂 Anyways, I stopped liking him mid grade 5? And then I told my friends he was a very old crush and they went ahead and TOLD him right in front of my eyes like ???? Way to make it awkward.

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Like hey dude, I liked you for a while, how are you today? Ugh it was really annoying but whatever. By the way, we had this whole teasing and prank wars going back and forth between our squads but I saw him again this year and he didn’t even remember me like do guys even remember elementary school? I don’t think so. 😂

 

2. Brother’s Best Friend

You know how it’s like my best friend’s brother? Well I wasn’t joking about my love for spiky hair in 3rd grade because I even liked my brother’s friend. I never even talked to him but one day I wanted to spy on them in our backyard and then my brother pretended to tell him I liked him and I ran all the way up the hill back home with my flip flops. It sucked and I’m pretty sure I fell.

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3. Glasses Shipment

This isn’t really about a crush but more so people shipping me with this guy that I didn’t even know in 4th grade. It was SO annoying and awkward and when I asked everyone why they ship me with him, they’re like “well you both have glasses…and you’re smart” like I’m not sure if I should take it as a compliment or just be plain annoyed.

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4. A Disastrous Morning

Okay now this is probably the worst of them all and probably my longest crush. We’ll call him Pickle. We actually got along pretty well in 5th grade but in 6th grade, we had different classes and he got really popular and rude by the end. But anyways, in 5th grade, we were totally chill but for some reason in grade 6, I acted really weird and over the top. So I had Saturday school with my best friend every week and one day, Pickle showed up at the registration and I freaked out?! I ran to the other exit and walked in that way to avoid him like wow I’m so immature.

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One of the teachers called me in to help her with some papers so I had a HUGE pile of papers and books with me. I walked into the room I needed it to be delivered to and surprise surprise Pickle was there. The teacher said to deliver the papers to the class next door but on my way out, my backpack got stuck in the door and I fell along with the huge pile of paper. It was so embarrassing and ughhgjdshfkl.

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And to top it off, when he was being introduced as a new member to the class, the teacher asked if we knew him and Raya was like yeah while I said NO at the same time. Like ewww cringe. The teacher was like “B that’s not so nice” like ugh why was I so- anyways, moral of the story – don’t overreact and just act like a normal human being. 😂

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Is this Inigo Montoya or am I hallucinating?

 

5. I Love You 

I’m technically done with awkward crush stories because like I said, I didn’t really have many so now we’re moving on to guys who confessed to me and it didn’t really end so well. So this one is in 1st grade where this teacher always put me beside this one guy and he KEPT writing I Love B (well my full name) in his notebooks and showing me. And I know you all are like aww but it was really disturbing as a kid and I just didn’t want to deal with it. 😂 Plus, every time I left school with my brother, he would watch me like if that’s not creepy, I don’t know what is. Now looking back, he was just trying to be straightforward but I was just not having it. 😂

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6. Tell Me 5 Reasons Why

In 6th grade, this guy that was kind of in my friend group messaged me on Facebook that he liked me. And you guys, I wish I just said ‘Sorry- I don’t return the same feelings’ or ‘Thanks I love me too’ but I literally said ‘WHY? Give me FIVE reasons why’ like what?! I might as well given him a final exam essay assignment while I was at it. 😂 He was like “Um.. I don’t know. I just do” and I don’t remember how the conversation went after that. 😂 Let’s just say it was pretty awkward when I saw him at school again but we got over it.

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7. Can I Kiss You?

And to end this all off, here’s a funny one. In second grade, there was this really annoying guy who liked everyone. He was not even trying to hide it and literally asked every girl if they wanted to be his girlfriend. It was the end of the day, and he came up to me like “can I kiss you?”. I was obviously like oh hell nah and rushed out so fast. To my surprise, he chased me all the way to the parking lot like BOIII. I was so scared and literally pleaded the crossing guard to speed up the stoplight. He just laughed in response like thanks. 😂

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Looking back, crushes are one of the things that made school more interesting and it’s always funny reflecting on it with friends. My only advice is just chill out and never tell your friends about crushes until ten years later. 😂 I probably won’t have any more crushes in the near future because we all know what teenage boys really want but it’s fun to look back at when they used to be innocent. 😂 We’ll see a part 2 when guys get mature in University. 😂

Do you have any awkward/embarrassing crush stories?

Who was your first crush?

Did you act really immature when someone confessed to you? (it’s just me? okay cool 😂)

Make sure you check out RelatableExistance’s post and I’ll see you all tomorrow.

Bayyy 💞

41 thoughts on “My Awkward Crush Stories ft. RelatableExistance

  1. Relatableexistence says:

    Why do I remember all of the crushes I’ve had in my life by reading yours??? I used to be part of the “looking for a blonde hair blue eyes princely guy “ gang and he was my first proper crush from when I was like eight years old. He was a major douchedbag though and did crappy things behind my back but that’s for a different time. I’ve always fantasised about having a crush on “a brothers best friend” or a “friends brother” but you see a) I don’t have a brother and b) all my friends brothers are my sisters age aka ten year olds and I’m not into that so….i can at least dream it at night? What’s the most annoying is that my classmates in elementary school labelled me and this other guy together because when our names are mashed together a new actual name is created, like you know those celebrity couple names like “kimye” or in the recent past “jelena” but what made it worse was that our couple name was a real name that people have. Ughhhh I’m done for crushes right now and am drooling over characters from novels and Wattpad stories though. They never disappoint. 😉

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    • Bayance says:

      HAHAHAHA wow 😂😂 Omggg same but now I’m into good personalities. 👌 Aww what that’s so mean – you need to make a post on that. Really? I feel like that would be weird because your brother or best friend would be the third wheel and idk 😂😂 Omggg that sucks and ugh I hate being shipped with people. SAME guys in books are just so charming but not realistic unfortunately 😭

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      • Relatableexistence says:

        I dunno I just feel like it’s such a classic romance story you know. The brother’s best friend/ best friend’s brother whom you always saw around the house since you were small but then gradually falling in love with him as you both grow older, but he sees you as a little sister and…..I’m gonna halt there because this is starting to sound like a wattpad book but that’s my point you know it’s such a fictional story like romance and I was so into that when I was younger. I’m not sure if I’m gonna make a post about some guy I haven’t spoken two words to and won’t ever see again because I don’t think he’s worth it but thank you for the suggestion. I’ll just stick to my 2D guys until min fifty 🤣

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  2. ahappilyellaafter says:

    this post was so funny ahaha 😂! i had one in primary/elementary school and that didn’t go so well… anyway! i really enjoyed reading this post and i have come to the conclusion that you are literally the most relatable person ever 😂!

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    • Bayance says:

      Thank youu 😂😂 Omg girl you need to tell me all about it. WHAT thank youuu so much – that means a lot and I’m so glad you can relate (yup, I just wished eternal awkwardness and embarassment upon you but hey, I have my good features too 😂) Thanks again!

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  3. Shay says:

    I remember this boy had a crush on me and he would constantly tell my friends about how much he loved me. I mean, it was cute but also, I’m awkward. This one day after maths class, he called out my name and there was something in my gut that was telling me he was gonna ask me out or confess to me and I started speedwalking and he called my name and I turned and yelled “SORRRY I NEED TO PISS!” And I ran 😂 Great post!

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  4. Natalie Therese says:

    Ohhhhhhhhh, my, Bay….
    I’ve only ever had fictional crushes, and I’ve never had a boy tell me he liked me but I think I might like one of my brothers friends and I’m currently freaking out because I really don’t want all that drama. The unfortunate thing is, I think my unique way of flirting is teasing this guy and being needlessly sarcastic. For example, yesterday he asked me where the glasses were, and I said ”On my face, I kinda need them to see and stuff.” and he was just like…”no, like the drinking glasses,” and I said ”well you’re gonna need a strong blender to liquefy these,” and there was this brief silence and then I just said ”yeah, they’re in the cabinet next to the window. And you can probably see where the faucet is.” but as he walked away I couldn’t help adding ”There’s also a pond in the woods if you want more flavor!!”
    Luckily this guy also likes teasing (hes like 5 years older than I am, I don’t know why I sort of kind of maybe just a little like him) but I usually start it because he sort of flusters me I guess. And for some weird reason I react by being sarcastic. So unless I meet a guy who likes me for that, I think I’m gonna be single for life.
    Also, once my friend and I were at her house and we were up in her attic, and found an old backpack full of notebooks. Well….turns out they were her SISTER’S DIARIES. But we didn’t realize it until we started reading them and turns out she liked my other brother’s best friend who is like the awkwardest guy who avoids girls like the plague. It’s a small world, I guess…
    Great posy! I laughed so hard while reading it.
    ~Natalie

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    • Bayance says:

      Fictional characters are just the best but I’ve had my fair share of crushes as well. xD Omggg gurl your sense of humour will get you lots of people I’m sure. But I’m not too sure about the 5 year difference right now. Maybe when you’re 25 and he’s 30. 😂 AAH that’s so cool. I wish I can read other people’s diaries. 😂 Wow it really is a small world and haha my brother avoids girls like the plague too. If a girl says hi he straight up asks “what do u want” xD
      Neat commy! So glad you enjoyed.

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      • Natalie Therese says:

        Fictional crushes suck though because you’ll never ever meet the character and usually the character has someone else but….
        Haha,maybe, but maybe not while I’m mocking them XD
        XD XD That’s my brother tooo! When we meet each other IRL maybe they can hang out and talk about…whatever guys talk about.

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  5. sophie says:

    omgggg, bay!! thank you for absolutely making my day with this post. crushes are just so.. ugh! i literally had one from year 6 to half way through year 8 and OMG, *face palm*. crushing for two years on one guy, i look back at that and say ‘soph, never again.’ honest, i didn’t tell anyyyy of my friends in school about this guy and basically (apart from friends out side of school) kept it to myself. so.. i mean y’all might think that’s the end of the story but noooo. i’m 99% sure that at the end of year seven he started liking me back, like ahem? excuse me? since when? i was not prepared for this! ooft 😂😂
    so i was about to send the casual message ‘hey’ to his insta dm’s but thank goodness my friend interrupted at the exact moment i was about to press ‘send’ and was like ‘what you doing?’ and i told her and she said
    ‘soph, go for it. but don’t make your future self regret it.’ best. advice. ever. thank gosh i didn’t send that cause i stopped liking him really soon after that and now we are over it but ahhhh.. boys. crushes. lol. 😂😂😂🤦🏻‍♀️
    thanks for a hilarious and golden post, soph xx

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    • Bayance says:

      GURL whattt you made my day with this comment! 😭 Omggg ikr long crushes are a huge waste of time but I can’t control itttt 😂 HAHAHA oml girl that’s so me. I like someone and when they like me back im like hold up why? No? Bye? 😂 That’s great advice! Girl never send a ‘hey’ to your crush – whenever a guy sends me hey, I don’t reply 😂 Start out with something like OMG I GOT BIT BY A SPIDER – jk jk don’t do that 😂 Thank youuu again! 💓

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      • sophie says:

        hahahah, so true! absolutely 😂😂🤦🏻‍♀️ definitely, i sooo won’t make that mistake again, lol. HAHA that’s such a good idea, hehe, ‘omg please reply i got bit by a spider, i need help’.. i’ll make it a plan! 😂😘 here’s to the single ladies!
        soph xx

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  6. Mary Añonuevo says:

    My heart hurts this is so good omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 First of all, I love your title for each story!!! 😂❤ THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH AGAIN HAHAHAHA I wish I was there to witness everything 😂 Your experiences are like movie scenes wow really just wow 😯😍 My fave is number 7, THAT’S JUST SO FREAKING HILARIOUS I SERIOUSLY WON’T GET OVER THAT UNTIL NEXT YEAR 😂 xxx

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  7. datgirldeeja says:

    ohmygosh this is so relateable–i’m way older than you were when you had these crushes but I still freaked out and said sh**, SO LOUDLY, when I saw the guy I used to like at this school event thing. His whole GROUP heard me and turned around as I literally went into the opposite direction and hid in a behind a wall. A girlfriend was with me and when I told her what happened she peeked out of the wall, smiled, and waved at him like girllll way to blow my cover! I was so embarrased but also I talked to him for all of two seconds later as I was going down the stairs and met him and another guy friend.
    Haha so agree with you about teenage boys XD. The more I get to know them the more I’m like nah thanks bruh. 😛
    PS. I haven’t forgotten about the Would You Rather Tag I’m just slow with my blogging!

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    • Bayance says:

      😂😂😂😂 Hahahha omg I’m dying. 💀💀 I avoid my crushes at all costs too!! 😂😂 IKR like at first I’m like hey maybe they’re one of the good guys but then I hear them with their friends and I’m like okay no. 😂 Aah it’s okay! If it’s too confusing, you can just give your nominees ten random questions – it doesn’t have to be on a theme (I’ll update that post soon)

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