My Weirdest Spam Comments #4

Hey girl hey. And boy.

Rain drop. Drop top. The spam comments never stop stop. Seriously guys, this is getting ridiculous but super fun to read. ๐Ÿ˜‚ย From criticism to random kindness to i’m-too-young-and-innocent-for-this products, we have a ton to go through. At the bottom of this post, you’ll see other Weird Spam Commentsย  recommended to you so make sure to check those out if you haven’t already and let’s get starteddd.


 

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Okay I got reaaally weird advertisements. From drug recommendations to inappropriate websites, these comments were super odd. ๐Ÿ˜‚

An iPhone is good if you wish one for work. Yoshiโ€™s
Island 2 can be wonderful asset to your Mario fans collection.
Although some individuals have been posting impressive times online

Wait is that a super old mario game? (it’s 1995 ohh) And why does wordpress know that I have android? ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Good Afternoon, I am a PR assistant at Peaches and Screams and I am reaching out to offer you to publish some of our product reviews and guides on your website.When I was reviewing your website, I thought that your visitors would enjoy reading articles on these subjects. In writing up our articles, we have chosen the top selling products from our store! All articles are 100 unique and have not been published elsewhereย ๐Ÿ™‚ Thanks for your time and have a fab day! Kind regards, April Lord

YOU GUYS! I thought this was legit and searched it up. I first read it Peaches and Creams so I was like ooh skin care products. BUT NO! ๐Ÿ˜‚ It’s like a sex toy shop!? No no I DON’T think “my visitors will enjoy reading articles on these subjects”. I’m not sure if she noticed that my readers are like mainly 9-19 so no thanks. Also, I would not like to review lingerie and try them on thank you very much. Have any of you UK people heard of this company? It’s based in the UK so… ๐Ÿ˜‚

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ย Women with PCOS have an increased threat of miscarriage (around 30%) and there is a few evidence that Metformin may reduce this risk. Metformin depletes the physique of essential nutrients, comparable to vitamin B12 and folate. I had my first ovulation in February of 2009, so it took my physique roughly 4 months to begin โ€˜workingโ€™.

I don’t have PCOS so this won’t appeal to me but thanks anyways. Yes guys, I’m talking to a spam robot – stop judging. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Wait a spam robot can’t have ovulation in February 2009 so maybe it IS a human. I’ll recommend Metformin for others though. Wait what even is Metformin? My school’s bio teacher left the chat. So according to Google:

Metformin, marketed under the trade name Glucophage among others, is the first-line medication for the treatment of type 2 diabetes, particularly in people who are overweight. It is also used in the treatment of polycystic ovary syndrome

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Omg this is the second time a spam comment recommends something for my weight. AM I FAT? ๐Ÿ˜‚ Okay but it’s also for an ovary syndrome so there you go girls.

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If you have ever been called interstitial lung disease acute asthma exacerbation suggestions (ILD) into a breathalyser machine. Doctor Rieder explains that ibuprofen goes to a class of drugs known as NSAIDs, or nonsteroidal anti-inflammatory medicines (ASA, often sold as Acetylsalicylsะดure, is part of the same drug family).ย For certain conditions (such as arthritis), it may take up to two weeks of consuming this drug regularly until you get the complete benefit.

Okay my biology knowledge actually left the chat this time. ๐Ÿ˜‚ I’m not even going to bother to debunk that paragraph but let’s hope I don’t have a lung problem! The only things that interested me was ‘ะด‘ which is apparently a russian symbol for 3, to or in if that makes sense.

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Kindly drop by Levitra to get the most up-to-date working coupon code. Your first coupon is usually your greatest, since they like to reward new subscribers. Throughout the world, there are an incredible variety of males with erectile dysfunction or premature climax. Vardenafil HCL has helped many single men to repair their self-aesteem and enhance their sexual efficiency enhance is significant in regard to a number of elements.

OKAY so I thought this was a car company but then it goes onto “sexual efficiency” so I searched it up and turns out it’s for erectile dysfunction. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Which tmi but is basically to “boost” up men’s – you know – yeah, I’m getting uncomfortable but I am not a man thank you very much. And one of the sub-questions on Google mentioned Viagra like guys remember that from last time? I’m too young for thissss.

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Out Of Context Kindness

I sorted out the kindness into two categories because some just seemed like when your teacher copy pastes all the report card comments for all the students, you know? ๐Ÿ˜‚ It just isn’t specific. So here you are.

Terrific paintings! That is the type of info that are meant to be shared around the internet. Disgrace on the search engines for no longer positioning this publish higher! Come on over and discuss with my web site . Thanks =) –

So this was on my very old book review,ย Starstruck // Book Review, which you should totally read (it’s a good book!). But paintings? Discuss with you? What does that even meeean? ๐Ÿ˜‚ And yes books SHOULD be shared around the internet but it wasn’t even a decent post haha. ALSO one must not trust someone who says, ‘=)’ like not on my watch. ๐Ÿ˜‚ย ย 

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This is the suitable blog for anybody who desires to seek out about this topic. You realize a lot its almost arduous to argue with you (not that I truly would needโ€ฆHaHa). You positively put a new spin on a subject thats been written about for years. Great stuff, just nice!ย 

I would understand if this was for a contreversial subject but it was on a Riverdale tag? Seek out this topic? Difficult to argue with me? ๐Ÿ˜‚ I’m not Ben Shapiro whaat. Thank you but wow Riverdale must be a huge topic then.

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I love himmm!

 

Criticism

I get this, but I do have questions. Do you mind chatting?ย 

I actually do not want to chat, CREDIT CHECK LOANS. ๐Ÿ˜‚ย I’m sure you want my social security number so syke you thought. Also this was on my Why I Hate Slime post like what questions can you possibly have? ๐Ÿ˜‚

This seems a little out of context-could you be clearer?ย 

My school pet peeves will stay school pet peeves. Not much to say about that. ๐Ÿ˜‚

Globe world of advertising and advertising,
its best to have your own domain name in this case.
Remember we all need to start somewhere and todayโ€™s pagerank of 1 is
tomorrowโ€™s page rank

I actually thought of having my own domain but I don’t know about now. It just seems like too much work and I want wordpress to spoonfeed me foreverrr. I will at some point though lol. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Your article seems to suggest that introverts struggle with leadership roles โ€œput in a position to lead or instruct can send us into a panicโ€ โ€“ I actually find that quite offensive. Introverts are not necessarily bad presenters, leaders or instructors, likewise, being an extrovert does not make you good at those things.

When did I say that thoughhh? Good job quoting something to back up your opinion but I never even wrote that! You can literally tell that my writing isn’t the professional (“put into a positionfhfjdksj THUS THOU THEE”) Buttt interesting point.

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Hi. I have checked your wordpress.com and i see
youโ€™ve got some duplicate content so probably it is the reason that you donโ€™t
rank high in google. But you can fix this issue fast.
There is a tool that creates articles like human, just search in google: miftoloโ€™s tools

Oh thanks for the tip? ๐Ÿ˜‚ Let’s search up miftolo’s tools though. Okay so it’s basically a word spinner? And it works like a human? It has a slot to put my website in so let’s see. NEVER MIND I just realized the website’s not secure and last time I literally had a panic attack when I pressed on one of those and my computer started saying it was a virus fgdhnjm! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Sorry guys I’m too chicken and still suffering from Virus Trauma. You could try it if you want though and tell meee!

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Kindness Overload

I am just commenting to let you understand of the brilliant discovery our girl went through reading your blog. She mastered some details, with the inclusion of what it is like to possess an awesome helping mindset to have the rest easily completely grasp certain complex matters. You truly exceeded our expectations. Many thanks for giving these insightful, trustworthy, educational as well as unique thoughts on the topic to Lizeth.

WHAT?! WHO IS THIS LIZETH? Shoutout to Lizethhhh. I don’t know if my posts are the mooost educational BUT thank youu! I’m going to search up Lizeth and see what comes up.

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OOO okay Lizeth I see you! Which one do you guys think it is? Also I searched up her name on Urban Dictionary and let’s see what we have here.

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OOH Lizeth let’s get it. WHAT ABOUT ME?

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HOLD MY TEA WHY DID URBAN DICTIONARY NOT MAKE ONE OF MY NAME YET? Where can I write a definition? I’m making one RIGHT now! Okay how would I describe myself? OKAY I’m done. It’s basically gonna be submitted for other people to vote. It better be up soon! Meanwhile, here’s one of my blogging friends who I had yet another chance to call Izzy! Woohoo. ๐Ÿ˜‚

 

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OMG IZZYYYYY IS THIS ACCURATE? Oooh guys don’t get on Izzy’s bad side! Okay I’m having too much fun with this. ๐Ÿ˜‚ What is your urban dictionary description?

I have been absent for some time, but now I remember why I used to love this blog. Thanks , I will try and check back more often. How frequently you update your website?

AWWW THANKS!! I honestly don’t have a schedule but I try twice a week?

Thank You For This Informationโ€ฆ Nice Blog..You are Awesome.ย 

Thank you! Wait this was on my Too Much Information tag. Dun dun duuun.

  • I consider something genuinely special in this internet site.
  • thank you for sharing with us, I believe this website genuinely stands out : D.
  • Simply wanna tell that this is invaluable, Thanks for taking your time to write this.ย 
  • I am impressed with this web site, rattling I am a fan.
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  • I truly enjoy looking through on this web site, it has superb posts.
  • its excellent as your other articles : D, regards for posting.
  • Fabulous, what a webpage it is! This web site provides helpful facts to us, keep it up.
  • Wow, this was great. Keep writing this kind of texts, you will get a lot of people to this text if you continue doing this. I will be visiting this page more often. thanks – Sexy Eldersย 

THANK YOU DVHBSJBHIGFV and omg who is sexy elders? Look, I know I said I was a grandma but I’m looking for turkish youth thank you very much. OTHER THAN THAT MY HEART NEEDS TISSUES!

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Question

Hey there! This is kind of off topic but I need some guidance from an established blog. Is it hard to set up your own blog? Iโ€™m not very techincal but I can figure things out pretty quick. Iโ€™m thinking about setting up my own but Iโ€™m not sure where to begin. Do you have any ideas or suggestions? Cheers

Personally, it took me a day to set up my blog but I always have myย Blogging For Beginnersย if you want some tips! You should start with wordpress and start designing and connecting with others through here. What do you guys think? Is blogging hard and how do you get the hang of it if you’re just starting?


 

Anddd that’s all for today.

I asked a lottt of subquestions so here’s a recap:

Have you heard of Peaches and Screams? (kids don’t search it up)

What is your urban dictionary definition?ย 

Which Lizeth is the real Lizeth (a, b or c)?

Is Izzy going to fight us all?

Did you try miftolo’s tools?

ANY SPAM COMMENTS LATELY?

I’ll see you in my next post. Sorry for the delay but I hope this ton made up for it.

Bayyy. ย ๐Ÿ’ž

 

 

 

 

 

40 thoughts on “My Weirdest Spam Comments #4

  1. Natalie Therese says:

    Have I mentioned how much I freaking love your posts?! I have? Okay, moving on.
    I got the Peaches and Screams comment, too! I’m really glad I saw your post first so I didn’t look it up, lol. Recently I’ve started getting spam that’s actually funny, I got one that said, “I bought an iPhone 6s, but I gave my sister it and she took a vlog. Now she’s famous and has an iPad, lololol”
    Sometimes I wonder about those spam bots…
    Funny spammy! (And so the insane tradition goes on)
    ~Natalie

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    • Bayance says:

      Jxjdgdgsoksbdgdjsksnsgydud have I mentioned how much I love your posts, your comments and YOU? Tysmm!! โค๏ธ

      HAHAHAHA you’re welcome! I was like okay let’s exit when I saw it was a lingerie and toy store. And not the innocent toys. ๐Ÿ™„ Hahahahahahaha who is this spam bots sister ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ SAMEE here!

      Amazing Botty! (Not booty – Botty as in bots ๐Ÿ˜‚)

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    • Bayance says:

      Yessss! I don’t agree with every thing he says like gun violence but so much of what he says alligns with my morals too and he articulates in such a great way! Thank you! I’ll let them know ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  2. Jade rainbow says:

    I literally sat there and read this post and laughed and laughed. Iโ€™m pretty sure the people in my family think I have no friends because I was sitting there reading this on my iPad and laughing. I canโ€™t. I just. Why would someone post something that had to do with the sex shop on your blog? Do they not know that youโ€™re basically a grandma? OMG I just. I just canโ€™t

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    • Bayance says:

      ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ exactlyyy! Like on one hand I’m so happy I made you laugh but on the other this doesn’t fit me at all!! If she actually sends me these products I’ll probably make a rant ๐Ÿ˜‚ I was concerned that your screen reader would read all this random nonsense (like all the medicine names that I couldn’t comprehend) but maybe you had glasses for it? Sorry I’m just a confused grandma. Thank you so much!!

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  3. Isa @theartofbeingisa says:

    YOU
    ARE
    THE
    WORST
    But yes, that description is 100% true and i will fight every single one of you and defeat you.
    I’ve actually never gotten any spam comments, haha. But some of yours were really nice ๐Ÿ™‚
    Urban once called me “the sexiest sex bomb”??
    I loved this post, haha ๐Ÿ˜€ x

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    • Bayance says:

      ***BEST ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

      YESSS GURL oh wait I think I might be concerned ๐Ÿ˜‚ Awww what they’re so fun to read and it was so funny when I first found out. They’re so random tho ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ HAHAHA YES GURL ๐Ÿ˜‚ my real name was talking about how all the boys fall for me but it was made by a girl with the same name so wow ๐Ÿ˜‚ Thank you!! โค๏ธ

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  4. Sam says:

    I went to urban dictionary to search my name, and well, I think I’m dead now…
    “Sam is a really great guy who has many friends and many people love him. You can trust him with everything and anything! He is always there for his friends and can make you happy at the worst of times. He is one of those people that you can just get on with and easily spend a happy amount of time with. Every girl would be lucky to have a guy like sam and even though he is annoyingly smart he is also witty, charming, cute and has great hair. He also is a music genius! He never gives himself enough credit for the great person he is. He has a large affect on people’s lives- more than he will ever know. Basically he is an easy guy to love and someone you never want to lose from your life. So hope to always know him and that he will never change.”
    What I got from this is 1. I apparently have great hair, 2. Apparently I’m a guy…

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    • Bayance says:

      OMG ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Ooh Sam all the girls are lucky to even be in your city rn ๐Ÿ˜‚ Wow wow urban dictionary good job. That’s so funny! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Can you try samantha? So that they know it’s a girl hahah but I wanna see what comes up if you were a girl.

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      • Sam says:

        I know right! Girls look out! Hahahahaha
        Here’s Samantha: The most beautiful girl in the world. She is trustworthy , kind, gorgeous and makes the best friend. She is soย compassionateย of others feelings and would never do anything to hurt others She is drop-dead gorgeous, but not conceited. She usually has long brownย silkyย hair and big beautiful warm brown eyes. Her looks match her personality….she is soย magnetic!
        Oh my gosh. I literally have chocolate brown hair that goes to my hips and freakin brown eyes. Weird!

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  5. El says:

    Ok…searching urban dictionary- aha! โ€˜Anyone would be lucky to have someone like her in their life.โ€™ Oh hell yeah they would! ๐Ÿ˜‚
    Love this (as always!) ๐Ÿ’•

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    • Bayance says:

      Thank you for reading! ๐Ÿ˜‚ And same here when I first read them. The peaches and screams one had me so confused until I searched it up -_- Thought I was getting myself some skin products but no. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  6. Ana Regina says:

    Omg spam comments are insane, I screenshot them every once in a while lol ๐Ÿ˜›
    Omg the PCOS got me like, do they know you have it? But then I read you don’t have it. LOL I have it, but I’ve been never sent any of that, like I don’t remember people trying to sell me stuff, other than like by email hehe ๐Ÿ˜›

    Great post, loved it!!!!!! ๐Ÿ˜€ โค

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