Attempting to Write a Full Post in French (avec The Boring Life of Josh)

Bonjour les filles. Et garcons.

Hey girl hey. And boy.

Je suis Bayance et bienvenue à mon blog ! Aujourd’hui, je ferai un post sur mon futur voyage en Turqie. 

My name is Bayance and welcome to my blog! Today, I will make a post about my future trip to Turkey. 

Quand j’aurai vingt-neuf ans, j’irai en Turqie avec mon beau marie Turc.

When I am 29 years old, I will go to Turkey with my handsome Turkish husband.

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Nous irons a la Cappadoce et nous ferons un tour en montgolfiere. 

We will go to Cappadocia and we will go on a tour by hot air balloon.

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Nous visiterons Aya Sofia et  nous mangerons un plateau de kebab. Il sera tres delicieux.

We will visit Aya Sofia and we will eat a kebab platter. It will be very delicious.

(the kebab, not my husband)

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Nous magasinerons dans le Grand Bazar d’Istanbul.

We will shop inside the grand bazaar of Istanbul.

J’y acheterai un foulard et il achetera des roses pour moi. Mon marie sera tres gentil.

There, I will buy a scarf and he will buy roses for me. My husband will be so kind.

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Je parlerai Turc avec sa famille.

I will speak Turkish with his family.

Nous ne reviendrons jamais. 🙂

We will never return. 🙂

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who gets the reference?

Je plaisante. Malheureusment, nous reviendrons dans trois semaines!

Just kidding. Unfortunately, we will return in three weeks!

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Je vous remercie pour avoir lisant mon article! 

Thank you for reading my article!

au revior, xoxo

-bayance


 

SYKE. Okay I know I kind of cheated for adding an English side note but why am I not fluent in French yet? I’ve got to admit, this future planning we had to do in class and most of the intro and ending is stolen from Josh. I’m bad at French, okay? 😂 Anyways, if you didn’t catch on, this is day two of my Inspired By series. Today’s is inspired by Josh and is also a collab. He will be attempting to write a full post in Italian!! Check out his blog here. His french posts are 100 times betterrrr so check him out!! I hope you all enjoyed this little post. What languages are you trying to learn? On a scale of 1-10, how good are you at French (you can totally show off I don’t mind!) Wait I think I can do the last line in French. Je verrai dans mon article suivant! (I will see you in my next post)

Bayyy. 💞

Au revoirrr. 💞

39 thoughts on “Attempting to Write a Full Post in French (avec The Boring Life of Josh)

    • Bayance says:

      NATALIE 😂😂 giiiirl they’re nearly non-existant but i’m hanging on to the basics. 😂 Ah that’s okay – I want to see you attempt a new languageee (summer challenge I see 😂) Neat commy!!

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  1. UniquelyMe says:

    THE KEBAB NOT MY HUSBAND 😂😂😂😂😂 I ACTUALLY LAUGHED OUT LOUD AT THAT, I. AM. ON. THE. TRAIN. How embarrassing 😂
    Anywaysss, like I said, I’ve just been to Turkey and I would definitely recommend the Grand Bazaar! Just be cautious to bring shoes that you can comfortably walk in and make sure you’re also comfortable with TEN MILLION CROWDS OF PEOPLE, SO MANY PEOPLE 😂😭
    There’s a lot of narrow alleys and streets, sooo you could easily get lost 😂BUT THE UPSIDE IS that WHEW the guys there are peng! Soo I went to this Turkey-branded shop called Koton and let’s just say that the workers were, um, HOT!

    Astaghfirullah it’s Ramadan so I really shouldn’t be talking about this buttt anyways 😂 Shut up because your French was amazing!

    And I’m also here to notify you of my OTHER very embarrassing moment today… I was talking to my friend about you and Mr FrenchCrushGuy and how I shipped you both… so I said, “I don’t know his name, but I ship them both,” and JUST as I said that, a couple walked past us and looked at me very weirdly, which was when I realised they must have thought I was talking about THEM 😭

    Bayance you have made me embarrass myself TWICE today, stop being so goddamn entertaining 😂

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    • Bayance says:

      OKAY SO THIS ACTUALLY MADE MY DAY! <3😂😂 Aww that makes me smile – I had to clarify just in case. 😂
      OOH thank youuu – I'll be sure to do that. And omg I get claustrophobic so let's hope that doesn't happen if I revisit.
      DUDE I TOLD YOUUU turkish guys are fiiiine. No more thoughts. 😂And GIRL it's terrible but thanks!
      OMGGG 😂😂😂😂 French crush guy who I gave my alphabet book to? 😂😂 I can gladly say that this was my first heartbreak because
      a). my friend liked him too – ouch
      b). he left
      c). WITH MY ALPHABET BOOK

      😂😂 I LOVED READING THIS

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      • UniquelyMe says:

        AWWHH YOU MADE MY DAY EVEN MOREE 😂 (what are we 😂) yes, it’s good you did clarify 😂 and yess me too! I brought along my headphones just to drown out the noise and playing a bit of music helped me a lot (unless you’re visiting in Ramadan, then don’t 😂) and YES THEY FREAKIN ARE MY MUM LEGIT HAD A CRUSH ON ONE, I was like MUM you have a husband STAHP 😂
        And nooooo it’s #Bayfrenchguy foreverr 😂 that was an AWFUL ship name shhhh
        😂😂😂 love you girlll I always read your comments before school and they always put me in a good mood, like I’ve said before (;

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      • Bayance says:

        😂😂😂 – oooh I’ll try that too. Imagine if people were quiet in crowded areas, that would be like insanely cool. And hahaha your mom is gonna be me as a wife 😂😂 Except I’ll marry a turkish actor in advance so we’ll settle things from the beginning. 😂
        BAYFRENCHGUY 😂 I ship #FrenchBae (see what I did there? ok I’ll stop)
        GIRL YOURS DO TOO!! I’m so glad we crossed pathsss. 😂

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      • UniquelyMe says:

        I know right?? And ASTAGHFIRULLAH I hope not avert your eyes people 😂😂 And fair enough oh my god WHY ARE THEY SO GOOD LOOKING 😂 OMG #FRENCHBAE sounds so much better 😂 I’m sorry I’m just incapable of making ship names 😂 YES YES FRENCHBAEEE

        And awhhh that’s so sweettt! Same here!! I just realised something we have in common – our unhealthy overuse of laughing emojis 😂

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      • Bayance says:

        YESSSSSS 😂😂
        French bae all the way but you inspired the french ship name so it’s all your creativity girlll!
        IKRRRR dude I use them wayyy too much so I’m glad I found someone at least slightly deep into the addiction like me. 😂 #emojitherapyforUniquelyMe&Bayanceplease

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  2. UniquelyMe says:

    AND YES, THE KEBABS ARE LIKE NOTHING YOU HAVE EVER TASTED BEFORE!
    If you do go, try to find an ice cream vendor, those are always so fun! You ask them for an ice cream and they fully put on this five minute show where you try to catch the ice cream but they don’t give it to you… It’s hard to explain but search it up on YouTube and it’s really entertaining 😂

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  3. Boring Josh says:

    I loved this!! And omg the kebob, not my husband 😂😂. I’m so proud of this you did amazing!! I sadly do not get the references, but this was still very interesting and entertaining. This collab was so much fun, thank you!!

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  4. saymonor says:

    I see you share my obsession with Turkish everything 😀 I mean, they have it all, don’t they? Amazing serials, perfect men, delicious food :((( Haven’t visited it yet though….

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