Hey girl hey. And boy.
A while back, my friend started sending random memes to the groupchat. And just a bit of backstory on this friend; she looks so kind and shy on the outside but once you get to know her, you discover the 3 am cults she partakes in jamming out to BTS songs and sending really. weird. memes. 😂 When she first started sending them, I didn’t get it. They were so weird and made no sense at all. But once I started seeing more of them, I got used to it and now I just laugh. It’s weird you guys. 😂 It’s funny because it’s not funny if that makes sense. Since the reactions stopped working on me, I’ll give you my initial reactions back to when I was actually normal and I definitely want to see your reactions. So without further ado, let’s get into….
P.S. Sorry for this super weird post. The business trip post will be better quality hehe but here’s something to read while I get working on it. Plus, this was fun to make so enjoy.
- Weird Eyeball x Seesaw Thing
Whaaaat? That eyeball looks so creepy and the seesaw looks like it’s so misplaced. What even is that shakespeare question? I thought we finished English exams but no. Also the ‘yes’ reminds me of the youtube comment sections on Bollywood special effects when it goes
Editor: So how many special effects should this episode have?
So aye, I’m pretty cultured, right? Right? But it just doesn’t make sense in this case because it’s two options not a quantity? Confusion.
2. You Are The Meme
Okay not gonna lie, this is pretty clever. At least this one makes sense. Also, when I was younger I thought TV characters were acting live behind the TV and when I went to look behind the TV, I couldn’t find them. So for a couple years, I was convinced they were trapped inside and here we are. A trapped meme.
3. No Genders Allowed
Woaaah aggressive much? What even are those balls? The marbles you play with in the 90’s? Also, 2019 is giving me these vibes because literally everyone has become like
“My gender? I don’t like labels.”
“My age? No labels today.”
“What’s the police..you want my proof of insurance? I’ll ENSURE that my worth is not to be attached to a document.”
I feel like things are getting out of hand and identity is just to classify who you are from different people, it doesn’t have to be a Sherlock Holmes episode. But ah well. Wow how did a meme get serious? I’m still not sure what those balls are.
4. Still A Mistery It Is
Whaaaaat? This meme is so weird but funny. The word arrangement is literally me on the English exam. And omlll the facial expressions of that baldie is gonna give me nightmares. Who even made that? Still a mistery it is.
5. Why Your Cat Ran Away
Is the n in an a pie symbol? This language is so sophisticated until you get to ‘an friend’ gdghfduyhejhd. Who would expect a cat to encounter a crab? Still a mistery it is.
6. The Bean Spy
HOWEVER. Honestly this reminds me of the government spying on our webcams which God knows if they actually do but be gone beansss. Ew my language has become surreal.
7. Two Routes
Now this one made some sense and it looks like the rats made that other guy fly off so I’d take the ‘not rats’. Besides, I saw TWO dead rats on the sidewalk the other day and died. Imagine if they were alive. Anyways, I’d go straight forward on the grass mwahah.
But the question is why is there a fork on the road? Is it the expression ‘a fork on the road’. Wouldn’t that make me take another two paths? Is there a ‘rat on the road’ too? Let me search it up. The rat symbolizes wealth and fertility.
So why is that man flying?
Is it because in life, when you approach wealth blindly, you end up being thrown to the curb?
Does this symbolize materialism amongst humans? Wait….
WHY ARE THE MEN WEARING SUITS?
Wait…why isn’t it a woman? Why isn’t it a gender-neutral person? What if it wasn’t the rat that made the man fly off? What if it was…
Which means the orbs aren’t marbles from the 90’s….
….they’re the materialistic hearts of money-thirsty men in a gender free zone.
Okay I’ll stop.
8. The Conspiracy Continues
Or you know, the marbles could just be these laughing orbs. Everything. is. connected. Is there an actual compound called HA?
Google says: Hyaluronic acid
But what exactly is this acid?
According to rxlist,com, this acid is found in our eyes and joints and doctors use it to fix joints all around the body. But it’s also used as a lip filler in surgery. Could this be connected to kylie jenner? Is this why the baldie has no joints? Because he got rid of his acid for this meme?
Okay that’s enough Shane Dawson for today.
9. Hide Your Pineapple
This MAN IS CREEPY. Is he the one who got the lip fillers from the previous acid? Is it possible that he’s in the gender free zone because he looks like both a man and a woman? Why will he comb my pineapple thooo? And Gerald is that you??
10. The Long Spong
At this point, I completely agree.