Hey girl hey. And boy.
I found a practise speech that I wrote a year ago and I thought I’d share it because I’m going through exams (by the time I schedule this) and I don’t have much time to be as consistent for a while. I know this isn’t blog post style but it still kinda sounds like me (just a thousand times more enthusiastic because I’m extra 😂) so without further ado, let’s get starteddd.
“Dear Bayance, I feel like my life is a blur. I go on to my next day forgetting all about the past one. I feel like I’m just living with no way to track my past or goals. One day I’m going to be a single granny with seven cats and I’d probably forget 87% of my life. Help.” From: every human ever. Well you my friend, are suffering from no-diary disorder. But thankfully, I’m here to save the day with a very 90’s inspired invention – the diary. Call me childish all you want but a diary is very essential to our daily lives. Whether you use it to record events and occasions or to fill pages with beef and rants to get it all off your chest, a diary is a friend that we all need.
- Terrible Memory Storage
First off, you’ve got to admit that we all have the memory of a grandma. Study shows that we forget about 60% of our day in only two days. Do you remember what you did February 4th 2013? With the help of a diary, you could easily find out what you did that day. It may seem ridiculous but the amount of times relatives would say “remember me?”…”remember when we did this?” and I’d nervously reply with “of course” are countless. Now you’ll be able to prevent these awkward moments from happening. Plus, what if you completely lost your memory? Even worse, forgot about Takis? (note: this was during my Takis obsession haha) Even worst, forgot about ME? Now that’s what you call ridiculous.
2. Capture Memories The Real Way
I know you’re thinking “I can take videos and pictures on social media to remember events” but who guarantees if those apps are even safe or if they’ll be running in the future. Just like you think MySpace is old, your kids will call Snapchat, “Crapchat” and Twitter “Litter”. Haven’t you heard what the police officer said on Wednesday? (note: we had an officer come in and talk about internet safety) Social media doesn’t guarantee your privacy so it’s no good to write your cheesy thoughts there. (note: and here I am writing blog posts 😂) Besides, it can cause so much drama if you decide to empty your rants and “tea”- no one’s trying to end up on juicygossip.com here. Keep it old-fashioned with a pencil and paper. Oh and f.y.i. social media requires wifi whereas a diary doesn’t. Who wins now?
3. Self Reflection
Not only will you be able to record your life the better way, you’ll also be able to reflect on how far you’ve come. Aka self development. This is a crucial part of growing and I strongly urge you to start a journal today because trust me, by the end of high school, you’ll be a completely different person. And no, I don’t mean puberty – nice try. Don’t believe me? Here’s my entry from the first day of school. (Note: guys I legit read my entry and it looked like the rant I wrote here) As you can see, I’ve come quite a long way. By the end of the year, you’ll have a novel with you as the main character and you’ll be able to look back at how much you’ve grown as a person. And possibly even laugh, if you’re as cringy as me.
Congratulations – you are now cured from no-diary disorder. A diary will not only help you regain that 87% of your life but a way to track your internal journey and also be there for you as a friend – no matter how cheesy that sounds. And hey, if you ever get them published, you know where to find me. So grab a pen and notebook and get writing today. Yours truly, Bayance.
I hope you all enjoyed my corny TED talk. 😂
Do you have a diary/journal? (PLEASE SEND ME PICTURES I’M NOSY)
Why do you/don’t you keep a diary?
Everyone pray for me – wow I sound so self-absorbed but may we all pass these tests that don’t define us by the way because we’re so much more than numbers (make sure you work hard tho). Optimism, okay? 😂 I’ll see you in my next post.
Bayyy 💞
I LOVE MY DIARY! its a novel of my lifee
GREAT POST GURL
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YESS and I can look back and cringe but it’s fine. 😂 thank youuu!! Also, I need to read your diary rnn
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you cant read my diary ITS EMBARRASSING and filled with crazy stuff oof
Nppp
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Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!!! 😭 Okay but at least make a reading my old diary entries post. And we can even do a collab – I wanna read everyone’s diary now 😂
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Lets do it then! XD
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I just emailed you 😂
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XD
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I used to have a diary but I threw them away when I got into college. I just recently started keeping a journal.
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Noooooooo I’ll go look in the landfill 😂 Mine is like a journal and diary combo. I write how my day went and then a few rants and feelings if that makes sense. Now I really want to read yours. 😂
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My diaries were so embarrassing lol. Filled with childish thoughts and feelings and of course boy crushes 😂. I kind of wish I had kept them but again I wouldn’t want want my husband finding them. He’d never let me live it down 😂
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OH MYYY 😂😂 Ugh it would’ve been so funny if he read them tho. Please do start a new one. I asked my mom why she didn’t keep a diary and she was like if I ever disagree with your dad and need to vent, it’s not going to look good when he finds it. 😂 So it may be a bit harder in marriage but I really hope I keep journaling through that too.
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I started a new journal and, while I try not to vent too much, I do find myself expressing honestly how I’m feeling and what I am thinking. My husband and I have a pretty good relationship so if he found my journal he would playfully tease me and not get mad. 😂 I am enjoying journaling again. Definitely stick with it. I have found that it helps me work through things and is nice to just be able to write down any random thoughts I have.
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Aaah that’s so so great to hear. Omg if my future husband had a journal, I’d tease him about it so much but he’d probably pull out one of mine from primary school and it would be a lose lose situation haha. Same with me – writing things down helps me a lot!
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My husband isn’t the sentimental type so if I found he had a journal it would probably be full of game scores or something of that sort. I too would tease him 😂.
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Hahahahhaha that’s so true!
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😂🙂
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I had a diary when I started Secondary School, I stopped it when I turned 13 and haven’t written in it since! I liked to start again really, they’re nice to look back on!! The ramblings of 11/12 year old me are quite something lol! Great post as always!!
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OMG YESSS you better post them so I can see!! I started 4 years ago and I only started going into detail lately but it’s nice looking back because I literally have no memory. Thank you so much!!
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Haha maybe one day I will!! No worries!
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I love keeping a diary – to look back 4 years and see what was going on is so cool! Like, so many moments that I remember but only faintly and then you read how excited or surprised you were at something and it’s crazy!
Good luck! 🍀
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YESSSSS I barely remember anything and it’s nice looking back and looking at my rants and days haha. And when you start a new diary, it’s physically 365 pages to go, you know? 😂 Thank you!
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Diaries are awesomeeee
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Yesssssss
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I tried, and failed many time to write a diary! But I have a trashy memory so I will barely remember anything at all when it comes to writing it. Great post!
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Aah really? Honestly same but I like to write in it every day. Sometimes I miss weeks and only write what I remember which is nothing. 😂 Thank you!
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I feel like diaries are important to express your emotions!
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Yesss! They help me cope sometimes because you get everything down on paper. Thank u!
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I love having a diary! It’s great to release everything you’ve ever thought or felt, but reading back on it I’ve written some very strange things 😂😂
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OMGGG YESSS 😂😂❤️ This is literally me and it’s funny looking back at what seemed like the biggest problem in the world but no. 😂 Thanks for reading and you better show me your diary rn! 😂
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Yesss! I know right! It’s this like fluffy, bear rainbow Diary and has a padlock, I’ve had since like fourth grade! Now let me just find it… 😂✨
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AWW this is so cute!! My aunt got me one with a lock for 2019 but I’m too lazy to work with a lock. I used to get dollar store medium sized notebooks and decorate the cover but now I just get the hardcover predesigned ones which is a bit pricier than the last ones but I need them bigger because I have more to fill in. We should both do a diary collection! 😂
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Yesss! 🤣 I know! Half the time I either lose the key or can’t be bothered to lock it! Just put it somewhere private! ⭐️✨
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Yes!! I started a diary/journal this year, and although I mostly just write down discombobulated thoughts and song lyrics but heyyyy…..if I find it in 10 years I’ll know that I was always this insane, lol.
Great posy!
~Natalie
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YES GURL! I wanna read it right nowww. 😂 HAHA honestly so will my 10 years later self but it’s fine. 😂 Neat commy!
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I have a diary full of sad stories.. whenever I feel down I like to pour out my feelings into my diary and it makes me feel good.. it’s like therapy.. so I write when I’m done.. is it creepy??
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I FEEL YOU! I use it to pour out things when I’m sad or angry but I also fill it with happy memories too which I’m blessed enough to have lots of. But yes, it is like therapy and it’s nice looking back and reflecting. I hope you fill it with good things too :)) Thanks for reading!
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I like to live the moment.. so forget to write it down😬.. when I’m in my blues I like to write the moment.. love your page😊
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Yes I get what you mean! But same, afterwards I like to because I’d be in a happy state. Thank you so much!
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I hadn’t written in my journal/diary since 8th grade! I recently found it and tons of it was still blank so I picked it up again. I think it’s kind of fun to see my 8th grade self and life right next to my present, much more older and wiser self😂.
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Aah girl you better get back to it!! 😂 Ikrrr I literally have journals from the 5th grade and it’s so fun to read. I want to journal foreverrrr. And then it’s like I wrote the novel to my life, you know? 😂
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Novel of your life…that’s a good way to look at it tbh😂
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The burn book gif is amaaazing 💘💘💘 wow i completely agree with everything you just said. I used to keep a diary/journal since 8th grade up to 10th grade and they were indeed, helpful in self reflection and recalling memories. I LOVE reading my old diary entries tbh 😂 I don’t have one now anymore (cause the blog became it lol). Do you still own a diary? Great post!
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Hahahahaha yes 😂 Tysm!! YES I still keep a diary! I was reading through some old entries today and I kid you not – I barely remember anything. This grandma needs a diary for sure. 😂 I get what you mean haha I write everything in my monthly wrappers but I keep all the personal stuff in my journal as well so they kinda differ that way. Plus I can call out people with no worries. 😂 I’m thinking of posting a few entries this month so we’ll see. Thank you!!
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you’re lucky you don’t have a sister or a brother who makes so much effort to look for your diary, read them, and tease you about it cause I DO 😂
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GURL I have three brothers and one sister but the younger ones can’t read my writing and my older ones couldn’t care less 😂 I would totally steal your diary if you were my sister – can’t help it 😂
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UEEHEHHEHEHEHE this is why i keep a journal with random pieces of memories instead
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😂😂😂 hahahha I still have that entry from rehearsels
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